You told us to pick our favorite shitty pick-up line you’d written, or we could add our own. Well, here’s what I came up with:
“28, turn him straight, and if not, his brother’s hot!”
Or
“L is for Lust
A is for Astonishing
M is for Mouth-watering
B is for Breath-taking
E is for Erotic
R is for Repetition
T is for Trouble
That’s how you spell my name, Baby.”
Try that one.