My response to Neil Lambert: How (Not) To Get Laid When Your Brother Is A National Celebrity

You told us to pick our favorite shitty pick-up line you’d written, or we could add our own. Well, here’s what I came up with:

“28, turn him straight, and if not, his brother’s hot!”

Or

“L is for Lust

A is for Astonishing

M is for Mouth-watering

B is for Breath-taking

E is for Erotic

R is for Repetition

T is for Trouble

 

That’s how you spell my name, Baby.”

 

Try that one.