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You are such a little poser.

Posted in Life, Rants, Truth with tags , , , , , , , , on January 27, 2010 by rockerdi

What’s with all of the Adam Lambert wannabes on Idol this season? Is it just me, or are they becoming more and more abundant as the weeks go on?

Let me explain something to all of you Adam wannabes:

TRYING TO LOOK AND SING LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WILL NOT GET YOU THROUGH TO HOLLYWOOD, YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

The AIM of Idol is to come in with something new; something fresh. Something the judges wouldn’t expect to see. Be your damn self!!! I’m sure you won’t embarrass yourself half as much as you would by trying to be Adam Lambert (WHO YOU ARE NOT).

So take a big tip from me, all you future Adam Lambert wannabes. Don’t be a wannabe. Be you. That’s all you need to be. Nothing more, nothing less.

Love,

Your Princess of Opinionated Melodrama