Under Attack

Hello, dear readers.

Unfortunately, due to pain in the ass people whose only goal in life is the fuck up other people’s computers, my laptop has fallen victim to a very dangerous computer virus. What does this mean? Well, it means I’m fucking pissed. What else does it mean? It means I won’t be able to post shit on my blog here until I either get a new computer or I get a really good tech person to fix it. I apologize. I will, however, be in California in two weeks, so maybe I’ll find a way to post out there.

To all of you fuckers who create viruses:

I pity you and your pathetic, meaningless, USELESS lives.

Fuck you.